- Updates from the second day of play at the Waca in Perth
- Day one report: Malan maiden ton sets up strong England start
- And feel free to email Adam or fire him a tweet @collinsadam
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This is usually the bit where I reveal what a brilliant/dreadful day it is outside. But Iâ€™ll level with you: Iâ€™m yet to open the curtains of my Perth hotel room. Because last night our circuit ended at The Avenue. Nobody poured a pint over me. I didnâ€™t headbutt anyone (other than for photos). But there we have it. My line and length will come, it might just take an over or two.
I went along with OBO regular Will Macpherson, who is writing about the experience, in great depth, for Another Place. So I wonâ€™t cut his grass too badly with the nitty gritty. But needless to say, I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHY THE ENGLAND TEAM KEEP GOING BACK. No (current) players were there last night though, I can confirm, even if Davey Dawid Malan and Mark Stoneman earned a night on the tiles.