According to a startling new tabloid report, Kourtney Kardashian will be watching the ball drop on New Year’s Eve with two sets of different balls on her mind.
By which we mean testicles.
Because the reality star is pregnant!
But she isn’t certain by whom!
In what In Touch Weekly is billing as a major EXCLUSIVE, Kardashian “told pals a few weeks ago that she missed her period.”
As a result, she “fears she’s pregnant,” which is often the reason why a female misses her monthly menstruation because of science.
Kourtney, of course, appears to love children. She already has three of them (Mason, 7, Penelope, 4 and Reign, 2) and is getting along very well these days with Scott Disick.
So she should maybe be excited by this development, right?
Because a source also tells In Touch that Kourtney “[doesn’t] know who the father is.”
YIKES! AWKWARD! SCANDALOUS!
See, Kourtney and Scott have been hanging out for several months. He’s intent on winning her back and many outlets have been claiming that they are either back together or on the verge of getting back together.
But they’ve definitely had some sex of late.
However, as The Hollywood Gossip reported just over a week ago, Kourtney has also been getting busy with a model named Younes Bendjima.
“Kourtney has a thing for boy toys, and Younes is just her type,” an insider tells In Touch, adding:
“She’s been boasting to pals about his amazing six-pack, telling them she can’t keep her hands off his sexy body. Scott hit the roof when he heard she was hooking up with him.”
We can’t imagine how he’ll react when he hears she may be pregnant with his child.
“Kourtney is very fertile,” the tabloid writes. “She has a big problem.”
Incredibly, this may end up being the second baby daddy scandal in which Kourtney finds herself embroiled.
Back in 2008, Kardashian met a model (she loves boy toys, remember!) named Michael Girgenti during a photo shoot.
He claims the two then had unprotected sex and that he is the biological father of little Mason Disick, as opposed to Scott.
Girgenti allegedly failed a lie detector test that would have backed up this assertion, but he remained adamant as recently as last year that he’s Mason’s true dad.
“I don’t care what anyone thinks, I know what happened… Lie detector tests don’t hold up in court,” Girgenti told Radar Online in 2015.
For the record?
“She was a wonderful lover,” Girgenti admitted back then, adding: “We didn’t use any protection. We were too caught up in the moment to think about it.”
Hey, it happens.
And perhaps it has happened again with Kourtney and another well-sculpted man.
Are you buying this baby daddy rumor?
Heck, are you buying this fourth pregnancy rumor in general?
Combined with Khloe’s divorce and Kim getting robbed at gunpoint, it would be quite the capper to 2016 for reality TV’s first family, wouldn’t it?