Kareena celebrates 36th birthday: 36 awesome dialogues we can’t get enough of

Actor Kareena Kapoor Khan turns 36 on Wednesday and we can’t get enough of Bebo’s signature style. Be it in films, on the ramp or during airport spotting, Kareena has always set a statement, unique in its own way.

While the mommy-to-be is high on maternity style these days, fans still can’t get over the films that she has done in her career spanning over 16 years. Talk of Geet in Jab We Met (2007), Poo in Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (2001) or Pia in 3 Idiots (2009), the actor has only surpassed her performance with each role.
On her birthday today, we take you on a trip down the memory lane with these 36 popular dialogues of Bebo that you would love to mimic.
1. Main apni favorite hoon. (Jab We Met – 2007)
2. Yeh bolta hai haat mat lagao, duniya haath lagane ke liye paisa deti hai! (Chameli – 2004)
3. Is Janam mein babuji kya, agar khud Bajrang Bali bhi aayein, to woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte. (Bajrangi Bhaijaan – 2015)
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Kareena Kapoor Khan as Geet in Jab We Met.

  1. Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho, par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai – dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla – aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai. (3 Idiots – 2009)
  2. Nark mein hoon, par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon. (Talaash – 2012)
  3. Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na, toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai. (Omkara – 2006)
  4. Kaun hai yeh jisne Poo ko mudh kar nahi dekha? Who is he? (K3G – 2001)
  5. Bachpan se hi naa, mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god. (Jab we Met – 2007)
  6. Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan. Wife diya hai toh husband Diwali. Wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali. (Golmaal 3 – 2010)
  7. Hamesha mard hi galat nahi hota, aurat bhi galat ho sakti hai. (Aitraaz – 2004)
  8. Agar purani yaadon ke saath rahoge, toh nayi yaadein kaise paida karoge? (Mujhse Dosti Karoge – 2002)
  9. Ek biwi bewafaa ho sakti hai, ek premika bewafaa ho sakti hai, par ek maa bewafaa nahin ho sakti. (Bewafaa – 2005)
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Kareena Kapoor as Poo in Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham.

  1. Sab ladkoon ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai. (Kambakkht Ishq – 2009)
  2. Ab toh mera haath chhod do, itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main (Jab We Met – 2007)
  3. Jab dil, dil se baat karta ha, toh hoton ko chup rehna chahiye. (LOC Kargil – 2003)
  4. Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai. (Jab We Met – 2007)
  5. Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya pad jata hai, tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai. (Aitraaz – 2004)
  6. Dukaan khuli nahi aur saala curfew lag gaya. (Talaash – 2012)
  7. Hum jis raaste ko apnate hai, woh utna hi important hai jitni hamari manzil. (Satyagraha – 2013)
  8. Nasha kalla banda karta hai, par aundha effect poori family te hota hai. (Udta Punjab – 2016)
  9. Agar stuntman ko acting aati, toh woh hero nahi ban jaate. (Kambakkht Ishq – 2009)
  10. Partnership sirf profit mein hi nahi, loss mein bhi hoti hai. (36 China Town – 2006)
  11. Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai. (Jeena Sirf Merre Liye – 2002)
  12. Kisi ek insaan ki jaan lena, matlab puri insaaniyat ko maar dalna hai. (Dev – 2004)

Kareena Kapoor as Pia in 3 Idiots.

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25. Tere baap ka bhochad. Tere tau ka poda. Condom condom. (Ra. One – 2011)
26. Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye – good looks, good looks and good looks. (K3G – 2001)
27. Jab koi pyar mein hota hai, toh koi sahi galat nahin hota. (Jab We Met – 2007)
28. Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati. (Mujhse Dosti Karoge – 2002)
29. Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai. Woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ki main mard hoon. (Ki And Ka – 2016)
30. Aaj tak life mein ek train nahin chuti meri. (Jab We Met – 2007)
31. Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye. (3 Idiots – 2009)
32. Badhon se baat badhe hi kiya karte hai. (Yaadein – 2001)
33. Juice, coffee, tea… or ME? (Kambakkht Ishq – 2009)
34. Get lost, I am not your property, bloody reptile. I just want to die! No, actually, I just want to get drunk. (Agent Vinod – 2012)
35. Tum media walo ko film scripts likni chahiye. Heroine ne gaadi kharidi toh businessman ne gift kardi; diamond kharida toh engagement ho gayi, aagar LA gayi toh plastic surgery karvali, aur God forbid Dubai gayi, toh uska rate card ban jata hai! (Heroine – 2012)