New Delhi, 30 May-2014: Ajit Kumar Doval, former Intelligence Bureau chief who was widely expected…
New Delhi: Move aside Islamic State. al-Qaeda who? There is a new global terror threat in town. And his name is… Ajit Doval.
“A global terrorist rising again…” So begins an (unintentionally) hilarious new video posted on the Daily Motion site by a Pakistani user going by the name of Realityofmedia, Doval is a mastermind of evil who has but one mission in mind: unleashing nuclear holocaust in South Asia (Or one presumes so given the number of mushroom clouds in the video here).
“This world is having one of its biggest worries steadily building up steadily in India. That is because this man Ajit Kumar Doval. Or maybe he should be called Ajit Devil”, warns the video which comes complete with an ominous soundtrack, enthusiastic use of close up shots, subtitles in English and Urdu and footage that has very little to do with the script.
When talking about Iraq for instance, the video focuses on an image of the Eiffel tower. And scattered generously throughout, are clips from Bollywood and Indian regional cinema. So expect to see Malayalam star Prithviraj making a cameo, busily waterboarding a hapless prisoner even as the voice over pointedly notes that Doval started his career as a police officer.
But we digress. The urgent mission of this video not to detail Doval’s resume but to reveal the REAL truth about Doval’s dastardly deeds.
According to the narrator, Doval’s list of crimes is as impressive as they are endless. Here are some highlights of what the video calls his ‘heinous career’:
Gee, Dr No is feeling jealous right about now. And that brings us to the really big question: Why in the world is Doval, sorry Devil, an underpaid Indian bureacrat. Now that is the most shocking fact of all. Video here